do what you love and you'll hate what you love
confessions of an elo-booster
Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life.
In a lot of ways this age-old aphorism is terrible advice and as usual, the EAs know a bit better.
“What makes for a dream job” is an EA classic1 from 80,000 hours. EAs helpfully point out that passion is a very bad predictor of job satisfaction. Instead emphasizing things like world impact and challenge as better things to focus on. Which I broadly agree with, but that’s not the point of todays blogpost. I’m here to tell a story.
Playing video games for money sucks actually
Around 2022, I got very, very addicted to a game called teamfight tactics (TFT). It has some aspects of luck, some skill, yknow: the usual recipe for an addictive video game loop.
I would wake up, take my stimulants, play TFT, win a bit more than I would lose and adjust strategy accordingly. There was nothing I liked doing more, I would spend hours obsessing over ideal team compositions, working out the game theory, etc…2
Anyway, after a while, I got really good at the game, like <0.01% good3. And since I was a student and thus piss-poor, I figured, why not? And signed up to an elo-boosting website as a booster. (these are sites where someone will pay you to rank up their account for them)4
This is every teenagers wet dream right? Playing video games for money? Are you kidding me?
I think it took about 15 games before I fucking hated it, and 25 until I actively despised it. Nothing was more efficient at laying bare what I actually liked about the game.
The whole process of elo-boosting makes you so alienated from your work it would make a Marxist smile. Orders come in, and you can claim them, which will automatically log you in on the account that you’re boosting and you get paid/lose money depending on win/loss. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? You can go to work and lose money! TFT is inherently partly chance-based, so it did happen sometimes, and let me tell you, god does it feel bad to go to work and lose money. Holy shit.
Gone were moments of experimentation. Trying this may cost 8 euros that you don’t have. The most efficient way was to play the most brainless meta thing you could think of.5 And this just ruined all the fun.6 It turns out, I liked these games precisely because there were no stakes! because they were the negation of job. (I mean, studying was kind of my “job” at the time, and that nearly killed my love for computer science too!)
By the way, if you want to make a free-market liberal jizz their pants, show them the demographics of an elo boosting website. Nearly all of the people there were Turkish. because of the exceptionally weak Turkish lira, so doing labour outside the country became a very good way to earn money.
I remember chatting with a (turkish) guy on this site who had a jesse pinkman profile picture: “please don’t take that order, I have a wife and kids”. He was serious, this is how he was paying for food. This was his actual job.7
In a lot of ways I’m thankful. You can read a thousand articles but you don’t really understand that turning hobbies into jobs will make you hate the thing until it actually happens to you. (sidenote: I got my first paid substack subscriber earlier this week(!), and now have similar fears regarding blogging…)8
Notably, some people seem isolated to this, and keep loving their hobby even after it becomes their job. I wonder what’s going on there! Are they doing something different? Is it a person to person thing? Are they lying?!
Won’t somebody think of the YouTubers?
Every single time I’ve seen a YouTuber or Twitch streamer complain about their job, they hedge endlessly. Always adding “I know I know I have a dream job” and the like.
No! I believe you! Being a YouTuber probably kind of sucks! You never clock out, endless obsession with analytics, you have to make whatever YouTube algorithm demands of you, etc... And if you don’t put in all this time, you will get mogged by mr beast who is so locked in on making videos he actively doesn’t want a wife.9
No wonder a lot of you are quitting.
Repeating my own mistakes
One of my favorite ways to spend time currently is reading papers, watching YouTube videos or otherwise interacting with ML research. I love it so much that I am trying to build this into a career.
But I wonder sometimes, will I go into work as a researcher, and fucking hate it? I hope that day never comes, but it feels inevitable sometimes.
But maybe not! ML seems different enough that I am foolish enough to think I won’t repeat my own mistake. The goal was to make this my career from the get-go, so I will be at least partly insulated.10
Or maybe, I should have just become an actuary…
read it right now!
(footnote: this was not healthy. there were days where my then partner had to console me before bed because of lossstreaks)
surprisingly easy! You can just do things. For those curious, I peaked grandmaster 650 lp on euw
the motivations are usually thinking you “deserve” a higher rank, but just got unlucky, or wanting to boast to friends. In a lot of ways this fires off all my “that’s so pathetic” detection probes. But really who cares, this is morally equivalent to paying for gacha, if not better because ur feeding some guy in a third world country probably)
To be fair, high GM wasn’t much different.
tried to just experiment anyway, lose too much and was stressful and not fun
We became friends of sorts. He was so nice, I miss you buddy. The withdrawal limit on that site was like, 50 dollars, so when I had 30 dollars left on the site and could not be arsed to play one more game of TFT for money, I sent him the remainder of my balance. He was so, so thankful
that being said paid subscriptions are very much appreciated! I am still a pisspoor student! Though I promise everything on celeste land will always be free!
oh nvm, the guy is apparently married now. But I swore he said this at some point.
that which is already job need not fear no longer being negation of job
I made a game about this.
i will say that i originally had a huge passion in data science and ML before i went into industry, and eventually burned that passion out to some extent. there are mistakes i made that were easily avoidable though